You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
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He has claw marks on his forehead.
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Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
The latter represents people that win.
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Its arse.
I'd hit it
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
So black kids could get messy too.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
One of them is actually wanted!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
