You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
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He has claw marks on his forehead.
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Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
None they can't change anything.
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
He flips houses
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A pitchfork
