You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
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He has claw marks on his forehead.
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We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
His hand caught on fire.
a Stick!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
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When your tang gets all tongueled up.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
She gives birth to a son.
Spotafly.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
