You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
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He has claw marks on his forehead.
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Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
A wedding ring !
The second one.
DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
In the seedy part of town
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
He worked it out with a pencil.
Parents.
