Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.