Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.