Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum