Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off