Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!