Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's