Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!