Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.