What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog