What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.