Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.