What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.