What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.