What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.