How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH