How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.