How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.