Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.