How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.