How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.