How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH