How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.