How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.