How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.