How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.