How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.