What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.