What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.