What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.