What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.