What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid