What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid