What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek