What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.