What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Confucius Jokes More Confucius Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Error Jokes More Error Jokes

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.