What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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That would be wong on so many levels!

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(