What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Confucius Jokes More Confucius Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Error Jokes More Error Jokes

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.