What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.