What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses