What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue