Because it's harder to pick up.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
They're afraid of change.
Because they switched to Comcast.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
A con-fession.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.