Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What's a terrorist's favorite game?

Jenga