What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.