How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions