How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions