What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...