What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!