What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.