What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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They we're tied!

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By crossing the Finnish line!

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All right, all right, all right..

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Slaves.

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He'd get it.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.