What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.