What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it