What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.