What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.