What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

deleted

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.