What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.