What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.