Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.