Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.