Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.