Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

You might also enjoy:

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!