They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
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Coffee Mug
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Neither work when you open windows.
A: It loses its cool.
Stop being so closed off.
Michael
They lost their reservations.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Fo Drizzle!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
A: She opens the car door.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
A: 3 years
Barbecue Sauce
A stay at home dad