Michael
He won't stop banging at the door.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
They shake.
Shake N' Bake.
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
About 8 pints
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."