What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."