What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."