Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers