Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Because he was married.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!