Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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They're whey isolate.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)