How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.