How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks