How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael