What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten