Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.