Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.