Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Phone Directory Jokes More Phone Directory Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.