There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
Roast turkey !
A birthday pheasant!
Chinese food.
A pan. Duh!
Because they ror.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
They are always going the Wong way.