Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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A walk.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Because two wongs don't make a white!

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Sum ting wong

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.