There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
They just wing it.
Holes mostly..."
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A Chinese telephone
After the last dog they just ate.
When they wake up every morning.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.