There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
A birthday pheasant!
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because it was too froggy outside.
Because they ror.
When they wake up every morning.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.