When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.