What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!