What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!