What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!