What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.