What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.