What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!