What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"