What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!