Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.