Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Mmmm. Move Over."

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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So the can smell like big girls!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!