How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.