How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.