How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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Disabled.

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Tourist