Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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They were looking for the ark tick.

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

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Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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They couldn't find a table.

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They were looking in Oldowan places

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.