Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.