Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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they both capture the moment.

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A tattoo.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."