What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.