Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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That you to fart.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

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What are U doing here?

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.