What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC