What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!