What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."