What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!