Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?