Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins