Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Over-krauted.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.