Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Super Mario Jokes More Super Mario Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!