Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Cheap Hotel Jokes More Cheap Hotel Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.