What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.