What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes