What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!