What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber