What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato