What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.