What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.