How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.