Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
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If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
It was unmiscible.
His heart wasn't in it.
A: They have hearts of stone.
Join the club.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
Acis spades !
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
You mech a wish.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Diamond
