Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.