Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
They have two left feet
Arfson
They don't want to!
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.