Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.