Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.