Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.