Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.