Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.