How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"