How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.