How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him