How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.