What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.