What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.