Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise